What does the message on my shirt mean?….. Under the stars and stripes of America, I was born with certain unalienable rights, and I’ll die with the same rights. The time in between, I’ll spend defending them against any whining, crying, sniveling panty waste looking to take them away from me. Now…. open your eyes, put on a helmet, sit your ass down, strap in, and shut your pie hole. Life’s a bumpy ride and you’re not the lone rider….A-hole!!! Get the message?
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