“When I heard the UPS man at the door, I knew my Danger Zone shirt had arrived. Unfortunately, the delivery man was an ISIS insurgent sent to thwart the stalwart patriotism I hold for my country like that of Hacksaw Jim Duggan. A hellfire missile fired from a predator swiftly neutralized the threat, and Apollo Creed appeared holding a NY strip steak cooked rare offering to open the package and see if the fitting was as expected. When I opened the package, pandora’s box revealed everything from the Area 51 mystery to the JFK assassination. When I tried on the shirt I immediately grew a mustache and sang Sweet Child of Mine.”
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