“Cautionary statement: wearing this shirt may cause uncontrolled sudden surges of pure American patriotism. It may inspire the wearer or those in the vicinity to spontaneously erupt in song: most often the national anthem or America the Beautiful. I give it five stars, all the stripes, and bombs bursting in air!”
 All products are printed in the U.S.A.
 All products are printed in the U.S.A.
All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards.
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- International Order: $11.99.
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