The only thing worse than an elephant in a china shop? Donald Trump, Mike Pence and a team of close-minded millennials trying to take control of the situation. You heard it here first—they’d run rampant, shattering everything in sight. Please don’t let this happen to the finest country with the nicest things. The solution? Kill an elephant; ride a donkey—it’s the only way …
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