You woke up like this. Still rockin’ last night’s eyeliner and long-wear lip color. Smelling of sweet and stale American light beer. Still drunk. Don’t waste precious energy explaining to the server at Denny’s why you’re there for the grand slam. Wear this shirt and get bacon into your mouth immediately.
All products are printed in the U.S.A.
All of our products are custom-made-to-order and handcrafted to the highest quality standards.
- Orders ship within 4 to 10 business days.
- USA Order: $5.99.
- International Order: $11.99.
- Tip: Buying 2 products or more at the same time will save you quite a lot on shipping fees.
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