Well this American as F*** tank was a hell of a conversation-starter. We philosophized all kinds of wondrous freedom-injected solutions to the world’s problems. And in the end, an Abraham Lincoln majestically riding his trusty grizzly bear atop an American flag with a machine gun was the ultimate solution. Because in his hand is displayed the most important document in our country: the motherf***in bill of rights. The rights to life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, and the right to travel bare-back on a bear while bearing arms. The only way I could have felt more American is if I would have worn this shirt to the actual signing of the Constitution, and then travelled farther back in time to tell Jesus about how awesome democracy was going to be.
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