Cowboy Dubya – The Shark Rider

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“Just when I thought Dubya couldn’t get any more American, now I get to see him skydiving while riding a shark every time I look in the mirror. Every. Time. Yes, that means I wear it more than I should in order for it to remain clean and yes, it stinks more than his foreign policies while he was in office, but there is nothing I rather conceal my THOs (Titty Hard Ons) than with this glorious piece of Americana. This thing is guaranteed to catch more sideways glances than the antics Dubya would get himself in whenever he left for another nation and will have any girl’s boyfriend going Dick Cheney on your ass if he catches her staring at ya too long.”

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Style	Mens Long Sleeve, Premium Mens Blend Shirt, Premium Mens Shirt, Premium Mens Tank, Unisex Hoodie
Color	Black, Midnight Navy, Navy, Vintage Black, Vintage Navy
Size	S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Product	Description
Premium Shirt	Premium 4.3 oz 100% soft ringspun cotton Blend & All Over Print are 50/50 poly/cotton
Hoodies	Double lined hood with matching drawstring Front pouch pocket Machine-wash safe
Unisex Clothes	Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat. Makes a great gift for Birthdays, or any holiday occasion! Lightweight, Classic fit.
Long Sleeves	Super soft, 100% ring-spun cotton Classic 3/4 raglan sleeves Durable rib knit neck
Tank Top	Ribbed and double stitched collar and armholes High-density fabric for vivid print clarity Preshrunk and machine-wash safe 5.3 oz., 100% USA cotton Athletic Heather: 90/10 Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/poly Triblend Colors: 3.8-ounce, 50/25/25 poly/Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/rayon, 40 singles Dark Grey Heather: 4.2-ounce, 52/48 Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/poly, 32 singles
Mug	Material: 100% Ceramic Size: 11oz Dye Sublimation graphics for exceptional prints Dishwasher and microwave safe
All Over Print T-Shirt	Material: Four-way stretchable fabric (95% Polyester + 5% Spandex) – This fabric provides elasticity, softness, breathability, and durability – suitable to complement your casual styling or accompany you on your active day. Plus, this material doesn’t wrinkle or shrink. Taped back neck holes the shape of the T-shirts. Relaxed and unisex styles – Easily fit anyone and very versatile, suitable to wear in many styles and settings – at home, school, work, or the gym.
Sweater	Sublimated crew-neck sweatshirt made to look like a knit sweater Polyester 260GSM. Ribbed and double stitched collar. Ensure long-lasting color vibrancy even after machine washing. Use advanced cut and sew sublimation printing, the image is vivid, the color is bright and strong, it will never be discolored.

Cowboy Dubya – The Shark Rider

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